Feb 1, 2008

The Church of Beerontology

So you’ve been looking for a controversial belief system based on a person being an immortal spiritual being whose survival depends on him/herself and his/her attainment of brotherhood with others and the universe. And well, Scientology has Tom Cruise. And space aliens. But Tom Cruise scares the sweet merciful crap out of you. And well, you’re not the biggest fan of intergalactic anal probes. And all you really want to do is praise the holiness that is beer.

Well my fellow beeraholics, now you can — with the Church of Beerontology. At the Church of Beerontology we strive for brotherhood bonds through the worship of alcoholic beverages brewed with malt and flavored with hops. How do you join this cult establishment? Do you have to pay outrageous dues to a long dead science fiction writer? Hell no!

All you need is a t-shirt. And here at the Church of Beerontology, we have several to choose from. Click on any of the two shirt designs below to view more shirt options.

Church of Beerontology T-shirt
Beerontologist T-shirt

So get out there and wear your beliefs in beer with pride.